Future Rookie of the Years in Gainesville Florida?

Remember the damning pictures of Brian Cushing from his days at USC? These before and after photos were of what was presumed to be a a non-juiced and an indeed-juiced Cushing. Many a USC fan argued back then that the NCAA tested the team so often that there was no way the kid Linebacker was guilty of anything other than spending too much time in the weight room.
Cushing went on to win Rookie of the year this year. The hard hitter then was busted for testing positive for PED. A re-vote was conducted and once again the voters voted him ROY.


Now, out of the University of Florida, these pictures are surfacing of two incoming freshman (Freshman that haven't even been in the program but a handful of months).

incoming 5 star WR CHRIS DUNKLEY:

Before:



After:





incoming 5 star RB/SAFETY MATT ELAM:


Before:




After:



You be the judge. Do these two have what it takes to become NFL Rookies of the year (and then re-voted NFL Rookies of the year again, ala Cushing?)


And then of course there is the case of former Atlanta Brave Jeff Blauser.


Before:



After:






And now, see a future SAW? post that references this very post click here http://shortattentionwhat.blogspot.com/2010/07/was-bobby-bowden-on-take.html


also, do not forget to send an email and have chance to win. details here http://shortattentionwhat.blogspot.com/2010/07/this-blog-is-game-new-monthly-contest.html

San Fran Street Art gone and done up a building- pretty like

Photos:






and video:

Is this poster for the upcoming thanksgiving classic or was this from last years game?

ENTER NOW. IT'S A FREE CONTEST. DO IT! BEFORE THE MONTH ENDS

All one would have to do to win the SAW? monthly contest this month is send an email to shortattentionwhat.blogspot.com with anything you feel like saying, plus a shipping address and you are entered to win! Do it now, before the month ends....


take a look at previous winners:

http://shortattentionwhat.blogspot.com/2010/07/winners-announced-winners-announced.html


http://shortattentionwhat.blogspot.com/2010/05/results-are-infirst-month-winners-are.html

Our Office Clock

We here at Short Attention What? don't mess around when it comes to clock purchases for the office. Here is our most recent addition.

This one stays in my office.




Marq S
Short Attention What? Billboard and Clock Dept.

Oh now, Tyrone Baker, No you didn't!

In honor of Mr. Urban Meyer, we will use his own quote to caption this one:

"top one percent, of the top one percent"

Yours-
Marq S
Short Attention What? Billboard Department

Calvin's Quotables # 4

Hi this is Maria from Accounting. I was kind of the one who let everyone in on the brilliance that are the statements made by my fellow accounting department employee at SAW?- Calvin. So it brings me great pleasure to bring this one to you....

Calvin ( pictured here doing what he does) came into the office today explaining how he goes out of his way to save animals.







I simply said to him, "I presume the next time you-" But that was all I could get out before Calvin cut me off with this the fourth in the series of Calvin's Quotables:

"Never presume. Never ever presume! For when you presume, you wind up making an ass out of You and Me!"

thanks Calvin-

Maria-

Short Attention What? Accounting Dept.

pryor!

Right Field Memoirs 1

I'm bored reminds me of the most boring time of my life.

The Bee Silver Record Store Yankees were taking on my team, Chan's Taco Shop of Athens Westsides. It was 4th inning, the score was 7-6 Westsides...and to be completely honest, I did not give a shit. I played right field. So my half inning consisted of standing 30 yards from anyone. All the action, I MEAN EVERY SINGLE BIT OF ACTION in that 4th inning happened in the infield. The half inning lasted 26 minutes. The Yankees scored several runs. I didn't care I was just so damn bored. It sucked! I stood around, I looked at the sky. I looked at the ground. I closed my eyes, punched my glove and whistled all at the same time. I stood on one leg and took a practice swing with an imaginary bat. I thought about that movie Back to the Future and all it meant to me. I also pondered the show Alf. I did not like Alf. And I did not like right field.



Coming soon: The Right Field Memoirs 2

BREAKING: News leaking on the Lebron Fiasco

Lebron James is learning that this is a Damned if you do-Damned if you don't world. He would have caught shit no matter where, how or when he inked with his next NBA squad. We get that. However, the news that has just come to light is completely unacceptable!

We here at Short Attention What? have just learned that not only has King Lebron left Cleveland, but it has now become apparent that James WASN'T EVEN BORN IN CLEVELAND!!!

Where was the King born, you ask? Where else? KENYA! (see Birth Certificate below)

Yep, how can we call this man King when he wasn't even born here!

And to top things off, Short Attention What? reporter Teddy Bren Kurt is now reporting that during Lebron's decision making show entitled "the Decision" he decided to use of all things- a TELEPROMPTER!!!! Gasp! Good reporting Teddy.

Just another example of Lebron James taking away our freedoms...

yours-

Teddy Bren Kurt

P.S. The use of my name in third person during this write up was an homage to the King himself (King of Kenya that is-James)

HOLY

SHIT

No text, just Webster

The man most famous for....

George Steinbrenner, the man most famous for having Larry David portray his voice on the show Seinfeld, finally kicked the bucket. Not sure what else he did in his life, but for having Lawrence David voice your character on Seinfeld, you will forever be missed.

Breaking: Drudge reports a positive story on the Obamas

This just in: It appears Matt Drudge of the Drudge report has finally done it. The political blogger shocked the world by linking a positive article about the Obamas and actually used a positive tone in the title of the link. Once he realized what he did, he quickly changed it. So, while this was indeed breaking. It has now broke, and they done gone and fixed it. So there is nothing to see here, move along.

Coming soon: Huff Po praises Palin. Then quickly fixes their mistake.

HUGE NFL TRADE

First in the Country's Third most popular sport, Bron Bron James declares he is taking his talents to South Beach (which by the way, is not where the Heat play...but that is neither here nor there-it is actually located here at 601 Biscayne Blvd Miami, FL 33132)

Then, in the country's second most popular sport, the Miami Hurricanes sign number one rated college football prospect Seantrel Henderson.



Now, it gives us great honor to be able to say that in the nations MOST popular sport, the Miami Dolphins have traded for the most sought after NFLer in Peyton Manning.

At an undisclosed location Manning told Short Attention What? Sports Reporter Teddy Bren Kurt:

"I will be taking my talents to 2269 Dan Marino Blvd

Miami Gardens, FL 33056

where I will play for the Miami Dolphins."

The Manning stuff hasn't quite happened yet, but if it did, and it was reported to our staff, that is how we would have reported it.

-Short Attention What? Sports reporter

-Teddy Bren Kurt