Saturday, September 25, 2010

Lucky Joe strikes out again

I'm a lucky guy...have a good good life...everything goes my way...except (and it is a big except) for my luck with ladies. Last night, another date, another no show..

If I had a quarter for every time I have been stood up, I could play Galaga all night long.

If I had a quarter for every time I have been stood up, I'd have $1.25. I know what you are thinking...If you only have $1.25, how in the hell are you going to be able to play galaga all night long? Answer: I'm a damn good Galaga player. Shit, does that their shine a light on my problem? Do girls keep on standing me up, due to the fact that when the plans are confirmed, I remind her to bring quarters just in case we pass by a video game arcade? I'm not sure. What I am sure of is that I am getting tired of it.

I have been stood up so many times, I just want to sit down.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

This blog has been put on probation

by the NCAA.

Lots of emails coming in asking where are you guys? Silence for a long while, what gives? You used to be so damn hard to shut up, now we can't even get a whisper out of ya.

Well, the NCAA was around these parts investigating all sorts of complayance issues. We have been given a fair punishment. But we are indeed on probation. A probation handed down by the bloody NCAA. DAMN you NCAA! Damn you to hell! (oh, they are listening?) Meant to say- Dang you NCAA! Dang you to college football heaven!

winners from last months game have been notified.