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White People Beware....

This Billboard speaks to you, my Caucasian brethren.....seems we just can't catch a break in the states these days.,,,






Sincerely-

Alfred-
Short Attention What? token Caucasian

Future Rookie of the Years in Gainesville Florida?

Remember the damning pictures of Brian Cushing from his days at USC? These before and after photos were of what was presumed to be a a non-juiced and an indeed-juiced Cushing. Many a USC fan argued back then that the NCAA tested the team so often that there was no way the kid Linebacker was guilty of anything other than spending too much time in the weight room.
Cushing went on to win Rookie of the year this year. The hard hitter then was busted for testing positive for PED. A re-vote was conducted and once again the voters voted him ROY.


Now, out of the University of Florida, these pictures are surfacing of two incoming freshman (Freshman that haven't even been in the program but a handful of months).

incoming 5 star WR CHRIS DUNKLEY:

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incoming 5 star RB/SAFETY MATT ELAM:


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You be the judge. Do these two have what it takes to become NFL Rookies of the year (and then re-voted NFL Rookies of the year again, ala Cushing?)


And then of course there is the case of former Atlanta Brave Jeff Blauser.


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This Blog is a Game

amongst other things, this blog is a game... and you are the players.. The rules could and will or not change whenever the good folks here at short attention what? decide to... However, one thing is for sure...There will be at least one winner every month. Be active, creative, funny, stupid or boring and you could win. If you like this short attention what?, we think you will like the prizes. Rules will be posted at the header from time to time. As of now the rules are as follows:

1 point = if you are one of the first five emails sent to shortattentionwhat@gmail.com with the title of the Blog Post in Title (ex: for this post it would be Subject: This Blog is a Game)

2 points= for our favorite email sent in to shortattentionwhat@gmail.com per post per day

More rules , announcements, predictions, warnings, scoldings and massages to come. . .

Today is a Jewish Holiday

the name of which is Shavuot- something about the Jewish People receiving the torah ...and as with most jewish holidays, there are all sorts of lil rules and traditions that even a lot of jewish people are somewhat clueless about...in this holiday's case the tradition is to consume dairy foods and drinks.... so in honor of this holiday we here at short attention what? would like to post some of our favorite chosen people wearing milk mustaches.... Got Shavuot? Mr. King, the magician and the vampire slayer do

Banksy: Goin Goin Gone! or Diamonds WERE a girls best friend

the elusive street artist known as Banksy has certainly been putting his stamp on the States.. dozens in the past several weeks. We here at Short Attention What? will do our best at providing the evolution of Mr. B's work as best we can.

It appears that Diamond Girl First Made her American Debut "taped live in Hollywood" at the premier for Exit through the gift shop.... as part of the promotional Truck parked in front of the theatre.... shown below





The Exit Truck took a good ole fashioned American Roadtrip from SoCal,USA
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to Motown, Meet Chicken! Specifically here...



Once in Detroit... she found some stencil-native Soil- Brick...




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the question is ...will there be a follow up? Perhaps at some gallery in 50 years from now? if so, we will bump this post up..i'm sure all of us at short attention what? will be blogging from retirement homes well into our 90's. Whats that you say? You don't beleive blogs will be relevant or even exist in the 2060's? to that good sir, I say HOW DARE THEE!