First in the Country's Third most popular sport, Bron Bron James declares he is taking his talents to South Beach (which by the way, is not where the Heat play...but that is neither here nor there-it is actually located here at 601 Biscayne Blvd Miami, FL 33132)
Then, in the country's second most popular sport, the Miami Hurricanes sign number one rated college football prospect Seantrel Henderson.
Now, it gives us great honor to be able to say that in the nations MOST popular sport, the Miami Dolphins have traded for the most sought after NFLer in Peyton Manning.
At an undisclosed location Manning told Short Attention What? Sports Reporter Teddy Bren Kurt:
"I will be taking my talents to 2269 Dan Marino Blvd
Miami Gardens, FL 33056 where I will play for the Miami Dolphins."
The Manning stuff hasn't quite happened yet, but if it did, and it was reported to our staff, that is how we would have reported it.
-Short Attention What? Sports reporter
-Teddy Bren Kurt
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