Thursday, July 8, 2010

Longtime Short Attention What? Contributer Steve Watz calls it quits

Short Attention What? will not be the same without Longtime Short Attention What? Science and Kitchen Goods Op-Ed Contributor
Steve Watz. Watz took a trip to Yosemite National Park and told us he would not return to work. Kid says he's staying. Us here at
headquarters were all like "uhhhh? You said your staying? not leaving?" Watz shook his head yes. We could not understand the nod
as we were back in headquarter and the form of communication we were attempting was that by way of cell phone. so we asked
again, " Uhh? You said your staying? not leaving?" Watz grunted a yeah, and cilcked send on his image filled email to us at
headquarters, only to never be heard from again.

Oh well...

atleast he gave us these pictures to publish.


  1. he sucked anyway. his recommendation of the cuisinart 3200-d was way off base. the dual rotary was just a con do decieve the fact that it couldn't even cut a leechee in half. i wont miss any of his posts.

  2. chan,
    we apologize for that specific write up. We remember the one you refer to, and it has been removed. but props to the fine taste of foods you seem to enjoy-LEECHEE EATER!